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Riddle-De-Day
1. Question: Why is a river rich?
Answer: Because it has two banks.
2. Question: Why is the cook mean?
Answer: Because he beats the eggs and whips the cream.
3. Question: What did the rug say to the floor?
Answer: Stick'em up. I've got you covered.
4. Question: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
Answer: A baseball team
5. Question: What part of the fish weighs the most?
Answer: The scales.
6. Question: When is a piece of wood like a king?
Answer: When it is a ruler.
7. Question: Why did the basketball need a bib?
Answer: Becuse it dribbled.
8. Question: What has a head, a tail, but no body?
Answer: A penny.
BY: TESSA K. ROBERTS
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